The christmas special

I've decided to invent the worlds most dangerous gun. The gun will be really complicated. It will have a targeting system, barrel cooling system, and a automatic voice control system. The kick back of the gun will be so strong I'll have to bolt it into the ground. the bullet will be 3 feet long and 1 foot wide in diameter. The bullet will also have concentrated Nitro glycerin. The gun will be 6 feet long and 4 feet wide. I will tell you how well it works when I'm done.

Another day of hard work

I hate going around the earth every hour saving people. I really don't like Angels Landing. Every time I hike it, I fall off the cliff. It's weird that I pay more attention to Angels Landing than anything else because I really don't like the sound of people hitting the ground when they fall off the cliff. Also I started building solar panels with crystallic rocks that generate 95% of energy, thats about 20,000 watts an hour. Well, I'll see ya later

too busy inventing

Have you ever invented something? well I'm on my 92 invention: time travel. It accured to me, why can't I travel in time and I started working. The hardest part of building the machine is trying to get my computer to hack into the space time continuum. It all relies on a blue energy called crystallic energy. It has the power of vaporizing the universe if used wrong. I calculated that the machine will be 12 feet tall and 8 feet long and it will probably weigh about 2 tons. I'm almost done building the machine. I really hope it works.

Nathan

I'm amazed

I'm really amazed that I have reconstructed the universe. It hasn't been too much trouble since my car has figured out how to create matter. I finished programming the universe and it's been pretty hard. All of the memory to restore, all of the details of the earth, in fact, since I forgot what China looked like, I just put a huge diamond covering China, Japan, and the rest of Asia which got rid of about 75% of the earths population. I havn't been trying to restore all of the population because less population, less crime. I'll be back
Nathan.

Greetings to you

Greetings,
Allow me to introduce myself, I am Nathan Invincible. I must not explain too much about myself, or there will be critical consequenses. I have really made a big deal about the nuclear explosion. All mines full of radioactive material were abandon. The person who planted the bomb is in jail. I still have the feeling that a lactor planted the bomb, because I don't know anybody who has access too uranium. After the rebuild of the universe, I have been clearing up the universe from aliens and lactors. Like I said, I must not explain too much about myself and you better not explain too much about yourself too.
I'll be back soon,
Nathan