How I time travel

Time traveling is not the easiest thing you can do. Traveling back in time is easy. To do it, I just need to mix ReClaron gas with vaporized diamond and when I release it into the air, darkness is given a traveling speed and that speed is slower than light. So when darkness hits that gas mixture, there is a void that opened up which contains all the past time that everyone has lived through. I can easily extract past years from that. Now, traveling forward is extremely hard. You see, years forward in time have not been lived through yet, so it seems impossible. Back about 3 years ago, I accidentally released a Crystallic laser into a satellite and that pretty much fried everyone's brains. I don't know how but the laser extracted all information from everyone's brains causing them to pass out. With all that information, I made my car create all possibilities of what the future would be like in the year I want to travel to. So, it kind of works like a key and a lock. After my car creates one possible scenario, it shoots puts it in that void created from slow darkness and if the scenario doesn't match the future, the void will not accept it so it's like putting the wrong key into a lock. It keeps doing that until it creates the right scenario. When it does, the void will accept it and apply the scenario to all of space. My car creates about 9797998979996868 to the 9697997999975847747464th power scenarios. And it creates about 1/9475 of those in a nanosecond. And all the people that passed out are ok now.

Note to self: don't land on any new planets out of our solar system

My Crystallic Energy has been acting kind of weird lately. At random times, my car will activate the hyper jump sequence and travel to distant planets. The 7th time it did it, I ended up stranded on a planet called Zendera. And on it is the Omnite race. Omnites have created digestible uranium rods that triple their muscle strength. And for some reason, they think that I'm trying to take over their planet. I don't know where they got that information but we've been in battle for about 2 weeks now. The only way I can kill them without my gun is by compressing my right arm and that just keeps doubling the strength in it. When my arm decompresses, it shoots forward at speeds exceeding my cars top speed times 60 and at that speed, my arm can break through pretty much anything.

New discoveries

Some people say the coolest discovery I have ever come to was the one where I can slow down light. To do it I have to mix 10% Argon, 5% Hydrogen and 85% of this gas called ReClaron gas together. I know the name "ReClaron" is weird but I have researched it and it turns out that the gas surrounds the sun in a small layer. It has the power to vaporize anything that comes in contact with it. So after I have that mixture, I just aim a laser pointer at it, turn it on for a half of a second and turn it off, and when the light hits the mixed gases, it just slows down and it looks like a small ring of light traveling really slow. The light still has the same power as it did when it was still traveling really fast. Changing the subject, I have modified my new car to a more streamlined body. The explanation is quite easy to picture. Just take a Chevrolet Camaro ss 1969 (Pictured at the top) , stretch is out a half a foot and increase the suspension about a half of a foot. It looks really cool.

Life continues...

I have gone through a lot of different things. I am way passed lactors and new weapons have come upon me. A new weapon that I have invented is the second most powerful. I like to call it a crystallic laser. It has a powerful way of detonating any target you shoot it at. And I have updated the way I time travel. How I now do it is by having my car extract all the years in-between the year you are traveling to and the present day. The years come down out of the sky in bolts of lightning. The lightning strikes my car every 2 seconds and after 5 bolts, the rate at which the lightning strikes my car increases. Pretty soon the lightning is striking so fast that it is just a constant laser that is coming from the sky. The lightning contains every year you are traveling through. So every time lightning strikes my car, I appear in 1 year back or forward in time. New inventions to come.

HURRAY FOR CRYSTALLIC ENERGY!

Yo. My crystallic energy discovery was a huge success. It helped me create a new car with the ability to time travel. Plus it also helped me modify my gun to a more advanced and more powerful type. My new car is run by a w16 .005 liter engine. I have mutated the crystallic energy into a tiny little ball. So it can last at least 85945924093420375 millenniums longer than usual. Then I feed water through the ball of energy and it created a mixture of liquid plutonium and nitro glycerin. That's the gas that runs my car. The hyper jump sequence in my new car eats up 3/4s of the crystallic energy for however many billion miles I travel. I have to go. see yall later!

The Crystallic Energy discovery

All right. As you have noticed before, I use Crystallic energy a lot. With my new and modified car, it has finally defined what Crystallic energy normally does. I'll try to explain it to you. Crystallic energy is this light blue gas. I know this seams weird, but the energy is alive. In the energy there are tons of written out code. When the energy goes red, it explodes creating a 90000 yottaton blast. When the energy also explodes when it turns green. The energy is used for powering homes or recharging batteries or, well the list goes on forever. You can get the energy red by using too often. The energy will go green when it contains too much power. After about 10 hours of using the energy, just let it roam around anywhere for about 30 minutes while it recharges. I really hope the walmart on pluto will sponser the advertisement I sent out to them. Pretty cool huh?

Antimatter is invented

It took me almost 3 months to finish this project. I had to use 89% of all my active Crystallic energy. I calculated that it is the most dangerous thing in the world. The Antimatter creates a 756 gigaton nuclear blast. I went into space to test it. I underestimated the blast power and it sent me shooting to Saturn's moon Titan. There is only 5 tons of Antimatter left in the world. See ya.