Wednesday, June 22, 2011

How I time travel

Time traveling is not the easiest thing you can do. Traveling back in time is easy. To do it, I just need to mix ReClaron gas with vaporized diamond and when I release it into the air, darkness is given a traveling speed and that speed is slower than light. So when darkness hits that gas mixture, there is a void that opened up which contains all the past time that everyone has lived through. I can easily extract past years from that. Now, traveling forward is extremely hard. You see, years forward in time have not been lived through yet, so it seems impossible. Back about 3 years ago, I accidentally released a Crystallic laser into a satellite and that pretty much fried everyone's brains. I don't know how but the laser extracted all information from everyone's brains causing them to pass out. With all that information, I made my car create all possibilities of what the future would be like in the year I want to travel to. So, it kind of works like a key and a lock. After my car creates one possible scenario, it shoots puts it in that void created from slow darkness and if the scenario doesn't match the future, the void will not accept it so it's like putting the wrong key into a lock. It keeps doing that until it creates the right scenario. When it does, the void will accept it and apply the scenario to all of space. My car creates about 9797998979996868 to the 9697997999975847747464th power scenarios. And it creates about 1/9475 of those in a nanosecond. And all the people that passed out are ok now.

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